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Snackman

Noun- A person that buys a group some snacks. Used in College classes, however it can be applied to high school classes as well.

Names and Titles of Honor- The person can also be called the Snack Man, Snack-man. Some are Snackmaster, the female Snackbringer can be called a Snackchick or a Snackgirl.

Role- The Snackman can pass the role to another person or the group can pick someone that is not present if they want to. Once the task is assigned, the previous snackman can bring in some snacks. The new snackman must order pizza for the his groups new snack, while the previous snackman brings drinks. The role of the Snackman can't be passed on until the current one has bought some snacks for the group each week until the group picks a new snackman.

Snacks- The snacks that are brought to the classes can range form
1 Mansentials from the Man Store
2 The Chips- Ranges from Doritos and Pringles to Funyuns.
3 The Beef Jerky- Ranges from Jack Link's Original to Sweet and Hot.
4 Sun Flower Seeds
5 Bubble Gum- Hubba Bubba to Juicy Fruit
6 Some Mints- Altoids, Eclipse and York Mints.
7 Candy- Skittles, Starburst.
8 Chocolate Donuts.
9 Drinks- cold 2-Liter bottles, Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite. for parties only.
10 Pizza, bought by the new snackman as his first snack for the group.

Spending- the most that is usually spent on the snacks is 53 to 61 dollars.
The snacks can be bought at a gas station like Sunco, or Hess.
Kyle- I've got the pizzas!
Mike- Wheres the Snackman?
Me- I've got the snacks!
Mike- Sweet. *Yells* The Snackmans here!
Me- Hey Kyle, your the Snackman for the next few weeks, Ok?
Kyle- Ok..
Kyle So how about a pizza party on October the 30th?
Me- I'll get the drinks!
Mike- I'll get the cups then.
by Fox Cruton March 8, 2009
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snackman

Person who enjoys masterbating in the dark, with one hand across his face and the other yanking on his junk.
Steve got caught being a snackman in his basement one morning.
by weaselish January 2, 2009
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Spackman

The term 'Spackman' usually refers to a highly attractive male, with a six-pack (commonly known as a spack-pack). Although highly attractive, a Spackman can occasionally lack intelligence (hence the term 'spack'), however Spackmen are generally charming, witty and funny creatures :)
Nathan: Why doesn't that girl fancy me?!
Hayley: Duh. You're not a Spackman!
Nathan: How do I become a Spackman?
Hayley: *Looks at Nathan* Never going to happen.
by Barclay Crayfish September 1, 2010
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slackman

a person with every kind of genital disease possible
wow emily pulled a slackman
by Anonymous March 24, 2003
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Spackman

Some one from a heritage that is out of this world and are often intelligent also a super friend and human being.
" Dang yo a Spackman bro, you got it all done with out my help yo out of this world man"
by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018
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snackmaster

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.
Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"
by aimbones June 5, 2011
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Sackman

Sackman also know as:The Man Sack, he is a man of his sack. He is made up of a huge scrotum, and if a man posses the Blessing of the Sackman he will be an all mighty Sackgod.
1st example

Eddie: WOW, Alec is such a Sackgod.
Vince: Totaly bro.
Eddie: He is probabaly blessed by the Sackman

2nd Example

Debra: Last night when I was with Boris his skin was as rough as the Sackman!
Gertrude: OMG I'm wet now!!
Debra: Same.
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