slackassery 

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.

Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.

slackassery by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010

suckassery 

Suckassery is the deliberate act of sucking ass with motive and/or intent. Sometimes refferd to as asskissery.

What sort of Suckassery is this?

suckassery by GRIZZLYROGUE80 July 29, 2016

slackassity 

In a state of being a slack ass.

Ashley didn't complete her chores and slept all day. Yet, she was still rewarded with an allowance despite her slackassity.

slackassity by Cinelynnie February 4, 2017