Doritoes

When thy toes are seasoned with the largely popular band doritos.

Jake: Yo u like my doritoes?
Tennyson: WHOSE DORITOES ARE THOSE

Doritoes by @Ben_tens_juicy_memes July 14, 2021

doritoes

Brittish people saying doritos

Ayy-up mate got some doritoes?
It's doritos, innit?

doritoes by emgh July 14, 2018

doritoes

where one would place their feet into an empty Dorito's bag and powder their toes with the dust, then proceeds to have their toes sucked by one or more partners

Jenny was freak, she had my doritoes cleaned in like 20 seconds!

doritoes by danny doritoe July 28, 2019

Dirty Doritoes 

When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out

Damn Josh! Your ass is dropping dirty doritoes you stink! Yeah it's the bad Mexican food I had

Dirty Doritoes by Disel2013 April 12, 2019

Doritos right-of-way

N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.

*two guys reach for Doritos*

Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead.

Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way.

Doritos right-of-way by Thesaucyfireball December 7, 2013

nacho cheese doritos

the best tasting chips in the world if you don't think so you shouldn't be alive

dude i bought nacho cheese Doritos
i love you

nacho cheese doritos by yy360noscope420blazin April 27, 2015

Twice Baked Doritos 

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

Twice Baked Doritos by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015