sackass 

adj. a derogatory reference to an object stated by someone that is so angry that his/her words run together forming an amalgamation of incoherent pscyhobabble which ultimately results in him/her being laughed at by his/her friends only making their anger more palpible.

"J what the hell is wrong with you you stupid...dingleberry..sackassed son of a bitch!"

sackass by billy March 1, 2005

slackass 

A lazy person who expects things to be done for them; a hybrid of a slacker and a jackass.

Do it yourself, slackass.

slackass by innocentsinner March 10, 2005

slackassery 

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.

Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.

slackassery by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010

Suckass Samsonite 

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Suckassidness 

when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .

when you are excited about an upcoming event

and want to have fun with your friends only to be

told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!

Suckassidness by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011

suckassiest

To suck the most ass.

Stefan's paper towel is the suckassiest of all paper towels.

suckassiest by suckassiest June 26, 2008

suckass sucker

the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.

me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.

me: man, you are a suckass sucker.

friend: i know...kill me now.

suckass sucker by tonedog five January 18, 2005