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SmutKing 

The boyfriend that watches pornhub on Iphone every night before going to sleep.
porn apps on mobile devices...

My smutking cant fall asleep until he has watched at least 100 clips of porn on iphone.
SmutKing by MadamJi February 10, 2010
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Smut King 

A Smut King (also commonly known as "Smut Lord", in more rural areas) refers to a dirty man-whore that sleeps with any and everything, regardless of weight, color, disease or species. He is often held in high respect (and disrespect) by his close peers. Smut Kings often partake in very disgusting and deviant sexual acts, including but not limited to, the Dirty Sanchez, Cleveland Steamer, and the infamous Hot Carl. To be associated with a Smut King is both an honor and a tragedy, a blessing and a curse.
Dude, I used to think that guy Alex was a pimp. After what I heard he did to that girl Kayley at the apartment last night, he's definitely achieved Smut King status.
Smut King by Sanfucksky August 18, 2013

smutling 

Someone who enjoys the cheap thrill of indecent language or publications.
Sarah is a smutling, she loves porn and listens to sex podcasts.
smutling by justnikkishow January 24, 2018

smutting 

Kissing - Heavy making out with touching.

Hardcore pashing
Yeah me and her were smutting all nite long but didn't get anywhere
smutting by Moi- August 26, 2005
Smoking Ganj while fucking.

When a couple smokes a blunt, bowl, bong or joint packed with marijuana together while also engaging in foreplay or sex.
We rolled a nasty fat blunt and then fucked in the backseat. I love smucking
Smucking by Harpoons&TowCables January 26, 2011

smutting around 

when a girl does the act of smutting

getting with more than one guy in one night

advertising themselves
Amy is smutting around because she is hooking up with many guys.
Smutting around is her favorite hobby.
smutting around by AAAAAAAAAA December 27, 2007
I was on vacation in Italy and I totally witnessed a smunking.
Smunking by Mmmbabr1 January 8, 2011
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