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You're a smucking bastard, go and kiss a barracuda.
smucking by Miquel Alonso March 9, 2008
When some one is caught smoking weed
" u been fucking smokeing weed ashley brook??!!" = " ashley brook! you smucking!!!??"
smucking by scotty b March 7, 2005

Smucking Dick 

"I came up with this idea of smoking weed out of someones penis! I call it 'smucking dick'"
Smucking Dick by Coke_Cane September 5, 2017

Smoking nic and sucking dick 

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.
what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

sucking dick for cheetos 

The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
sucking dick for cheetos by Black21 October 14, 2013

International sucking dick day 

The 12th of april is the national sucking dick day.
George: "Hey it's The international sucking dick day."
Jeremy: "Alright come here I will suck your dick."
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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