Smulge

A small bulge protruding from the penile region of a man's pants.

Wow, that is definitely the smallest bulge I've seen in a while. That's obviously a smulge.

by Hugo500 December 22, 2008

Smulge

A primitive yet effective combat device made from food and drink sealed in a paper cup or bag, deployed as a projectile to unleash a vulgar sludge that impairs enemies and asserts dominance.

Veterans know a well-placed Smulge can turn the tide of battle.

by gbrad1008 January 24, 2026