smudgemuffin

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!

Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

Sludgemuffin

A word often used for extreme ecstasy, or extreme anger. An incredible insult, or amazing sexual abilities.

"Ohhh Becky! Sludgemuffin!"

"She is such a sludgemuffin...ew."

by wutt. December 31, 2013

smugglemuffin

1- A small child who steals things
2- Covertly cuddling with somebody
3- A stolen pastry
4- An "ultimate" term of endearment for a special someone

1- "I can't believe my five year old son stole a piece of gum from his sister - he is such a smugglemuffin!"
2- "I found two smugglemuffins ditching class and cuddling under the bleachers."
3- "I made cupcakes this morning before work, only to come home and find one missing. The culprit - ScottieTooHottie - turned my cupcake into a smugglemuffin."
4- "Oh, you're my little smugglemuffin and I'll always love you!"

by jacques.cousteau November 6, 2008

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

sludgemuffin

wordIced teaword with a little wordMountain Dewword poured in.

I love to drink sludgemuffins.

by Trogdor September 28, 2003