smudgemuffin 

When somebody takes a dump so hard it leaves marks on the toilet that can't be removed through flushing

man i just cleaned this toilet and theres already a smudgemuffin

this smudgemuffin is so big i need to take a picture

smudgemuffin by kurtistheturtle December 10, 2009

Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!

Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!

Smudge muffin by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

Sludgemuffin 

A word often used for extreme ecstasy, or extreme anger. An incredible insult, or amazing sexual abilities.

"Ohhh Becky! Sludgemuffin!"

"She is such a sludgemuffin...ew."

Sludgemuffin by wutt. December 31, 2013

smugglemuffin 

1- A small child who steals things
2- Covertly cuddling with somebody
3- A stolen pastry
4- An "ultimate" term of endearment for a special someone

1- "I can't believe my five year old son stole a piece of gum from his sister - he is such a smugglemuffin!"
2- "I found two smugglemuffins ditching class and cuddling under the bleachers."
3- "I made cupcakes this morning before work, only to come home and find one missing. The culprit - ScottieTooHottie - turned my cupcake into a smugglemuffin."
4- "Oh, you're my little smugglemuffin and I'll always love you!"

smugglemuffin by jacques.cousteau November 6, 2008

Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

Smudge muffin by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

sludgemuffin 

wordIced teaword with a little wordMountain Dewword [poured in.

I love to drink sludgemuffins.

sludgemuffin by Trogdor September 28, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020