Smullet 

A subtle mullet recently made popular amongst young males in sydney's inner-west communities. The danger of a subtle mullet (smullet) is that it may not be instantly recognised as one.

1. O'M'God Bro, that's a sikk looking smullet. The chicks are gonna love it!

2. I'm not sure about this haircut .. there's something not quite right about it ... OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! That mother*&%(#$ gave me a SMULLET!!!

Smullet by Ana February 14, 2005

smullet 

swoopy in the front mullet in the back

Hey did you see Americas Got Talent last night? That one kid had a full on smullet.

smullet by AlexaLuvs September 9, 2010

smullet 

the begginings of a mullet when someone grows out their hair, usually in males. though it starts to resemble a mullet at first with long hair in the back, the smullet is in a league of ots own!

That guy has a smullet!

smullet by Jimmy January 25, 2004

Smullet 

A Side-mullet, or Smullet for short, is a new and attractive woman's hairstyle that appeals to females of all ages and walks of life.

A Smullet is when one side of a woman's head of hair is cut short (like a lesbian), whilst the other side is left to grow long, unwashed and uncombed for weeks, possibly even months upon end. The resulting hairstyle is expressive, interesting, sexually arousing, and always a great conversation piece. Every girl without one should feel ashamed, and possession of a Smullet has been made law now in some Middle-Eastern and South-Scandinavian areas such as Poland, Baghdad and Australia.

"Hey, check Mindy's new Smullet."

"Wow, nice Smullet."

"Business at the side, party at the other side!"

"SMULLET"

"Her Smullet really gets me going.."

"the Oscar for best Smullet goes to..."

Smullet by Bob111111111111112lololroflmao February 18, 2009

smullet 

a person who tends to smell badly frequently and fashions their hair in the style of a mullet

"SMULLET! Get some deo!"

smullet by ashelyn September 21, 2007

Smollett 

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.

You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.

Smollett by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett 

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.

You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.

Smollett by realsomejuan February 21, 2019