cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.
I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.
by Etch July 20, 2006
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i and i

Similar to "r and r" (rest and relaxation), represents "intercourse and intoxication"
"I'm off to my gal's place for a lil' i and i."
by Etch September 11, 2006
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baloomp

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.
The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.
by Etch July 15, 2006
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butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.
I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!
by Etch August 16, 2006
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TV negro

An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.
Only TV negroes are hired as network news anchors.
by Etch July 16, 2006
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turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"
by Etch September 09, 2006
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spicnic

A Puertorican picnic. Usually such cultural festivals are held in So. Cal. every summer. The spicnic serves as just another excuse for Spics to get drunk in a park and shake their booties to that mindless jungle shit (when brain cells deteriorate at a rapid pace).
"I'd seen some great J-Lo-type booty at the spicnic yesterday, but I ended up with a no-assed white bitch."
by Etch September 11, 2006
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