Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Etch

junk

As a Verb: to dispose of something/somebody; particularly used in reference to a former mate

My gal was counter-productive to my goals, so I junked her and traded up to something far more

junk by Etch December 18, 2012

Pronounced "WHAH-boo". Derived from the words: White (and) Jigaboo. Offspring resulting from the unholy mating between a Caucasian and a Negroid.

Dumb white bitch deserves to be stuck wit those three whaboos.

whaboo by Etch September 6, 2008

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.

The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.

baloomp by Etch September 6, 2008

An African American that uses proper English, without a southern accent, and speaks in Ebonics only when surrounded by niggas.

Only TV negroes are hired as network news anchors.

TV negro by Etch September 6, 2008

Any (usually cover-charge/drink paying) customer who supports the bands that compose the scene. A vital component to any scene!

Without the scenesters there would be no scene!

scenester by Etch September 6, 2008

Big-rig trucker jargon for a person hired to travel with the driver for the purpose of helping to load and unload the cargo container.

The guy is a gypsy of sorts, and finds occasional work as a lumper at truck stops across the nation.

lumper by Etch January 5, 2008

One's hot when the other's not. A relationship mismatched on the level of attractiveness.

Dude's totally in an interfacial marriage. Have you seen the woofer he has settled with?