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To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.
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when you rub your hand on your pussy or ass and then rub your hand in your partner's face
my boyfriend was getting on my nerves so i smudged him
Smudged by haynbowla July 20, 2010
To get masterbated by a ghost or spirit, especially in a new or haunted house.
Before we burn some sage to clear out the spirits, let's spend a night here first, I'd love to get smudged by a ghost, they have really soft hands.
Smudged by seattle-brcac June 7, 2018
To get jerked off by a ghost. Typically used when a new or haunted house isn't cleared of spirits (intentionally) so that someone spending the night has an opportunity to have a ghost masterbate them.
Before you burn the sage to clear out evil spirits, let's spend at least one night here to see if I can get smudged by a spooky ghost. They have super soft hands.

Smudged Crossword 

A particularly severe case of aesthetically challenged dental features.
This girl who works in the off licence has got the worst teeth you've ever seen - like a smudged crossword.
Smudged Crossword by theredfella January 25, 2016

Smudged Lipstick 

When a woman gives oral sex to a man after he has pulled his penis out of her vaginia during which she was on her menstrual cycle. Thus giving her what looks like "Smudged Lipstick".
What I did last night, actually. Her period ends up on her face via the man's penis, thus giving her a "Smudged Lipstick". It looks like when a woman had on lipstick buy got "smudged" or "smeared" all over her face.
Smudged Lipstick by Jason Dequis January 13, 2009

Smudged eyebrow 

Something is up no one is making fun of my smudged eyebrow đŸ¤¬
Smudged eyebrowđŸ’€â˜ 
Smudged eyebrow by mennäperille December 10, 2019
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