Definitions by gbrad1008

Smulge

A primitive yet effective combat device made from food and drink sealed in a paper cup or bag, deployed as a projectile to unleash a vulgar sludge that impairs enemies and asserts dominance.

Veterans know a well-placed Smulge can turn the tide of battle.

Smulge by gbrad1008 January 24, 2026

J Glazzard

A term used to describe a shit with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait a minute before going into the bathroom, I’ve just dropped a J Glazzard.

J Glazzard by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026

J Glazzard

A term used to describe faeces with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait 5 minutes before going into the bathroom, I’ve just dropped a J Glazzard.

J Glazzard by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026

J Glazzard

A term used to describe faeces with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait 5 minutes before going into the toilet, I just dropped a J Glazzard.

J Glazzard by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026

J Glazzard

A term used to describe faeces with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait 5 minutes before going into the toilet, I just dropped a J Glazzard.

J Glazzard by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026