Smottle

A small bottle

You can have the big bottle and I will take the smottle.

by anonymous November 21, 2022

skottle

the act of projecting Skittles out of your cock at high velocity

When Chuck Norris climaxes, he skottles a full rainbow.

by I'm jazzed and amped March 28, 2011

stottlemeyer

v. to imaginarily stroke ones enormous choad; the act of putting your hands together and forming a large circle, similiar to making a heart with your hands, once your hands form this large circle you move them as if you are stroking a choad after a quick 3 seconds of stroking you separate your hands and pantomime that you have successfully cummed all over a nearby pedestrian or friend

one would stottlemeyer when they have won an arguement or one-up another person

Abel: i'm going to disneyland!
Damien: i OWN disneyland (stottlemeyers)

by Mr Galaz March 22, 2010

Smottie

A girl who is smart and hott. Smart + Hottie = Smottie

That girl is a smottie.

by Mr. Smottie September 29, 2010

scottle

A scottle is a measurement of the candy Skittles, specifically containing 3 Skittles.

"Could I have some Skittles Conor?"

"Sure! Here's three scottles."

by Mangosah May 25, 2016

smuttley

Untrustworthy girlfriend who repeatedly stabs you in the back, steals from you and seduces your man any chance she gets.

Did you hear what Bree did to Marie this time, stole her supply, sold half of it used the other half got pinched by cops to avoid charges smuttley told them everything full lagged Marie.

by BachedMan May 4, 2018

Snottleberry

Snottleberry: the nose's equivalent to a dingleberry in wich excess snot is left dangeling from the nose after a sneez, cough, or abrupt chuckle whilest drinking milk (usally a highschool senario). Often times one will cover the mouth and nose with the hand thus preventing a perfect snottleberry picture pose but if not properly handled and unnoticed can lead to the funniest shit i've ever sceen, and be followed by comments such as "dude that things got length i snot you not".....alltho most snottleberry incidents blow over after 10 or 15 minutes of gut wrenching laughter and intense finger pointing action serious implications have arisen on occasion and been know to cause egsistential damage to even the socially elite...........

"dude thats the biggest snottleberry i've ever seen i snot you not"

by Daddy Words December 29, 2009