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v. to imaginarily stroke ones enormous choad; the act of putting your hands together and forming a large circle, similiar to making a heart with your hands, once your hands form this large circle you move them as if you are stroking a choad after a quick 3 seconds of stroking you separate your hands and pantomime that you have successfully cummed all over a nearby pedestrian or friend
one would stottlemeyer when they have won an arguement or one-up another person
Abel: i'm going to disneyland!
Damien: i OWN disneyland (stottlemeyers)
Abel: i'm going to disneyland!
Damien: i OWN disneyland (stottlemeyers)
stottlemeyer by Mr Galaz March 22, 2010
smuttley
Untrustworthy girlfriend who repeatedly stabs you in the back, steals from you and seduces your man any chance she gets.
Snottleberry
Snottleberry: the nose's equivalent to a dingleberry in wich excess snot is left dangeling from the nose after a sneez, cough, or abrupt chuckle whilest drinking milk (usally a highschool senario). Often times one will cover the mouth and nose with the hand thus preventing a perfect snottleberry picture pose but if not properly handled and unnoticed can lead to the funniest shit i've ever sceen, and be followed by comments such as "dude that things got length i snot you not".....alltho most snottleberry incidents blow over after 10 or 15 minutes of gut wrenching laughter and intense finger pointing action serious implications have arisen on occasion and been know to cause egsistential damage to even the socially elite...........
Snottleberry by Daddy Words December 29, 2009