Smottie
That girl is a smottie.
Smottie by Mr. Smottie September 29, 2010
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Smottie • smottie bean • Scottie • shottie • smootie • stottie • Scottie Pippen • SWOTTIE • scottied • skottie
Smottie
smottie bean
smottie bean by tom franklin rules January 8, 2010
Scottie
A gold digging man slore usually found driving a POS Miata. Found in other peoples houses while hiding from the world in the middle of noway city. Thinks he can get away with breaking up marriages scott free. Noway should you ever let your wife be near them.
Friend 1: My wife just got a great paying job as a Nurse!
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
Friend 2: Better keep her away from all the Scottie’s out there, Noway he can be just a friend.
Scottie by SmallBoiTruth September 15, 2022
Scottie
Scottie is definitely a thot and the biggest fuckboy you’ll ever meet. Will play with your feelings, he is funny but do not be fooled. The only good thing is he has a good taste in music but is overruled by the fact that he has chlamydia. :)
Scottie by That1betch September 10, 2019
stottie smuggler
Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler
stottie smuggler by duringthewar April 9, 2015
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