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scottled 

Act of getting your shit throttled in Scotland
Bruv just got scottled
scottled by The real biscuit January 9, 2020
Words you can keep
A scottle is a measurement of the candy Skittles, specifically containing 3 Skittles.
"Could I have some Skittles Conor?"

"Sure! Here's three scottles."
scottle by Mangosah May 25, 2016
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scottied 

To be really drunk, messed up, usually blackout and doing something stupid or crazy.
Damn, I got scottied last night, we had three bottles at Tenjune and I ended up in a lamp store in Brooklyn at 7am with only one shoe.
scottied by ny_zookeeper March 4, 2009

Scottied 

Verb - Poker reference. A "family pot" excluding the Scotty. This only occurs when all players are in pre-flop for the minimum "big blind" amount except for the one guy (the Scotty) who didn't drop the 1 shekel to see if his crap cards would hit the board.

A "True Scotty" is when the victim is actually named Scotty.
Whoa, family pot? No! Scottied!!! Scotty is out of the family.
Scottied by Neor from Givat Shmuel December 24, 2020

Scuttled 

Me: New girl Jim?

Jim: Yeh mate.

Me: You scuttled her yet.

Jim: Oh yes ;)
Scuttled by Sparky08 October 21, 2008
Verb-past tense "scotted"

To be taken advantage of by a girl when black out drunk and not even remember or enjoy the sex.

Etymology: Scotty D was deflowered and didn't even remember it.
"Dude, what happened last night?", "This chick took you to her room and totally scotted you", "Yea, she loved it", "You are so pathetic"
scotted by The Real Sloppy D March 13, 2010
The act of being vaginally penetrated by a guy called Scott.
Oh bey. I'm gonna get Scotted tonight. Scott is just so big and hot. I love him inside of me.
Scotted by Cokeheadwhore September 11, 2020
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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