Smoogem 

The incessant awkward silence after somebody tells a terrible joke.

We need some better comedians to come to this town, there was way too much smoogem the last time I went to the comedy club.

Smoogem by D'Gryzby May 20, 2022

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.

Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

Spoogemeister by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019

Smoogums 

The sexiest man to ever walk the planet. He is insane at every sport and picks up all the bitches. He also has a weird addiction for gummy bears.

Roland is such a smoogums. He offered that girl a gummy bear and she sucked his dick immediately.

Smoogums by Roland from the Philippines March 29, 2021

Smoogimas 

The most amazing, and incredible way to describe a person place or thing.

GOD DAMMMM SHAWTY REALLY BUSTED DOWN AND GAVE ME THAT SMOOGIMAS HEAD LAST NIGHT.

Smoogimas by Smoogimasness November 20, 2022

stoogemobile 

(i) a car or vehicle, not necessarily old, generally considered poor in design, quality, aesthetics, acceleration or reputation.

(ii) a term that deliberately insults their intelligence

(i) man, that Datsun 180B is THE stoogemobile!

(ii) Yeah John, you stoogemobile! (remark)

stoogemobile by Alan Tan June 25, 2005

Spoogeman 

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.

Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

Spoogeman by LMom April 10, 2009

smooge 

the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.

Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.

smooge by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012