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Spoogemeister
A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.
Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.
Spoogemeister by Doctor SpoogeDtor Spooge August 20, 2019
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Smoogem • smooge • Smooger • spoogemeister • Smoogimas • Smooge, Smuge, Smouge • Smoogel • Smoogens • smoogerpoon • smoogma
Smoogums
The sexiest man to ever walk the planet. He is insane at every sport and picks up all the bitches. He also has a weird addiction for gummy bears.
Smoogums by Roland from the Philippines March 29, 2021
Smoogimas
Smoogimas by Smoogimasness November 20, 2022
stoogemobile
(i) a car or vehicle, not necessarily old, generally considered poor in design, quality, aesthetics, acceleration or reputation.
(ii) a term that deliberately insults their intelligence
(ii) a term that deliberately insults their intelligence
stoogemobile by Alan Tan June 25, 2005
Spoogeman
A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.
smooge
the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.
smooge by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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