We need some better comedians to come to this town, there was way too much smoogem the last time I went to the comedy club.
by D'Gryzby May 20, 2022
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Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.
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The sexiest man to ever walk the planet. He is insane at every sport and picks up all the bitches. He also has a weird addiction for gummy bears.
by Roland from the Philippines March 29, 2021
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(ii) a term that deliberately insults their intelligence
(ii) a term that deliberately insults their intelligence
by Alan Tan June 25, 2005
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by LMom April 10, 2009
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by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012
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