Definitions by zombiehunter951

smooge 

the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.

Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.

smooge by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012

Will-esque 

The state of being over-the-top.

Last night was soooooo Will-esque.

Will-esque by zombiehunter951 February 24, 2011

sugar-glide 

the act of passing a sugar glider via gliding it onto something in lieu of blowing a wad on it.

I sugar-glide on his face; shows how much I thinks of him.

sugar-glide by zombiehunter951 November 18, 2010

Elaining 

the act of writing on people's Facebook wall while intoxicated.

I'm getting drunk tonight, but there will be NO Elaining.

Elaining by zombiehunter951 November 11, 2010

Dicknetic 

the property of a girl, or her attributes, to attract dicks.

Those heels are fucking dicknetic!

Dicknetic by zombiehunter951 September 26, 2010

i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis 

a disease spread via sight or contact, the symptoms being upon sight of a carrier, the newly-infected victim has the urge to throw the carrier down and violently sex them.

Dude, that chick that just walked by made my catch i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis

i'dfucktheshitouttathematosis by zombiehunter951 November 20, 2009