D'Gryzby's definitions

Wromth

Any object used to prop up or carry a light source.

Nobody is home to hold the flashlight for me so I'll need a wromth of some sort.

by D'Gryzby May 17, 2022

Cloblend

An employee who is reprimanded by higher-ups to set an example for other employees.

Did you hear what happened to Jake from accounting yesterday? The regional manager made him the cloblend of the month.

by D'Gryzby May 17, 2022

Crawlodd

Someone who constantly begs for favors or handouts.

Tell him not to be such a crawlodd the next time he attends one of my parties.

by D'Gryzby May 20, 2022

Smoogem

The incessant awkward silence after somebody tells a terrible joke.

We need some better comedians to come to this town, there was way too much smoogem the last time I went to the comedy club.

by D'Gryzby May 20, 2022

Bophumo

A fake obligation created for the purpose of using it as an excuse for why you didn't do something.

I called Jack at 8 AM but he said he was taking a shower and didn't hear his phone ringing. Must be another one of his bophumos.

by D'Gryzby May 21, 2022

Walletpasser

Someone who is very generous and earnest.

Rex is a true walletpasser. He loves visiting children's hospitals and donating to local homeless shelters.

by D'Gryzby May 23, 2022

Boby-doby

A rumor created by someone trying to damage the reputation of a rival or enemy.

I never left that crude message! That's just a boby-doby Jessica made up!

by D'Gryzby May 23, 2022