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A smoigel is a traditional Jewish fruit basket that has only green fruits but no pears!!
Jim: this is for you
Adam: what is it?
Jim: a smoigel
Adam: a what?
Jim: a smoigel

Johnny: you know, a smoigel

Jim: happy birthday, pusface
smoigel by Pissface_ October 31, 2018

Smoogle boogles 

More sophisticated than just shouting from a car, but not as refined as shouting git your fuckin' rat out.
Designed to disorientate and bewilder the recipient.
"Smoogle boogles"

"im dazed and confused"
Smoogle boogles by Flava No.7 March 19, 2008
(Scottish) When something makes you shake or bounce at random and sometimes quite violently.
"Those pot holes on the road are going to make the drive to work quite shoogely!"
Shoogely by Gr8 October 28, 2007
a word that is said to reduce the awkwardness of an awkward silence.
Clara- OMG I hate that kid Robby...
Robby- Hey, I'm right here!
Clara- Smoogle.
smoogle by smoooogleR November 29, 2010
the act of taking up as much space as humanly possible. This involves sprawling across several couch cushions, the floor, the coffee table, etc. Smooging is all about maximizing spatial area. When multiple bodies get involved in this smooging, it becomes a clusterfuck of sprawling similar to Twister without the mat.
Dude, are you really going to smooge all over the couch? I'm sitting here too.
smooge by zombiehunter951 April 2, 2012
An accumulation of excessive semi-dried nasal mucus (boogers) as a result of breathing pollution (e.g. smog).
Damn, the smog in Mexico City causes some wicked smoogers.
Smooger by Cooperrrrrrrr March 30, 2009