Smokehags 

Unattractive, mouth-breathing, lazy females who take cigarette breaks every 30-45 minutes. Commonly found populating trailers on construction sites.

Oh look James, the smokehags are back in the smoke pit.

Smokehags by Stinky Chief July 27, 2012

Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.

"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

Texas Smokehouse by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016

smokeasy 

An establishment that clandestinely allows smoking on its premises in cities (or states) that otherwise prohibit smoking indoors. Similar to the speakeasy, which allowed alcoholic beverages to be consumed during the Prohibition Era.

That's my favorite bar in Boston - it's a smokeasy.

smokeasy by polycon May 23, 2005

Smokeasity Smeatzle 

–noun

1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.

-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.

Joe: hey, could I bum one?
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!

Smokeasity Smeatzle by Fliptacular June 19, 2009

smokewagon 

gun; firearm

i had to whip out my smokewagon and bust a cap in his ass

smokewagon by Anonymous September 20, 2003

smokehouse 

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.

Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.

smokehouse by biffula December 27, 2007

smokeage

A vague indication of anything that may be smoked, usually in reference to marijuana. Could refer to pot itself, or the bong, or a spliff, or any other smokeable.

Dude, who's got smokeage?

smokeage by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004