Urban Dictionary: smokehouse

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A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.

Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.

by biffula November 28, 2007

The Act of Taking a Dump in the same bathroom as someone taking a steaming hot shower

"Ashley forgot to lock the bathroom door, so Charlie snuck in and gave her a smoke house"

by Imahippo3008 October 02, 2011

(V). An extremely attractive female. Refers to her being "smokin'" hot. Is used when classifying someone's attractiveness.

Jessica Simpson is a smokehouse!

by ERNNNNN April 12, 2007

A nickname for a male homosexual, meaning that like a smoke house they are always having meat put into them

guy: dude your such a smoke house
guy2: yeah what a faggot

by JesseJames182 April 20, 2008

a male who is well endowed (hung) phrase (It's where the meat hangs)

by bigdaddy stretch February 15, 2005

Homosexual male...One who hangs meat in mouth.

Is your nickname smokehouse? because everyone likes to hang their meat in your mouth.

by davey loadman June 12, 2008

Verb : To get trash from a restaraunt joint's dumpster and spread that shit in someone's yard. A substitute for tee-peeing.

by Wayne Brady, Bitch February 12, 2005