A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.
by biffula December 27, 2007
(V). An extremely attractive female. Refers to her being "smokin'" hot. Is used when classifying someone's attractiveness.
Jessica Simpson is a smokehouse!
by ERNNNNN April 19, 2007
by davey loadman June 13, 2008
Verb : To get trash from a restaraunt joint's dumpster and spread that shit in someone's yard. A substitute for tee-peeing.
by Wayne Brady, Bitch February 12, 2005
When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"
by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016
n. the act of giving a woman a barbecue sauce enema then doing her in the butt, pulling out, and having her suck your penis dry.
Terry: "Yeah, it was our anniversary last night."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."
by Tommy Hotsossidge November 10, 2008
by Buddy10 August 24, 2006