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smokeasy 

Similar to a speakeasy of the 1920s prohibition era, a smokeasy is a restaurant or bar establishment that allows indoor smoking in spite of smoking bans.
Joe: Man, I wish we could still smoke in bars.
Bob: Yeah? You should come to this bar I know. They'll let you.
Joe: Really?
Bob: Yeah. After 10 on weeknights. It's a smokeasy.
smokeasy by Miles Dean August 18, 2008

Smokeasity Smeatzle 

–noun

1. Slang.
a. a cigarette, especially one loaned after many loans, a refusal and eventual relenting by the loaner.

-verb
1. Slang
a. the act of smoking a smokeasity smeatzle.
Joe: hey, could I bum one?
Jim: No! I gave you like ten already, I've only got a few left!
Joe: Come on man! Lemme get a smokeasity smeatzle!
Jim: Fine, here.
Joe: Sweet!

smokeasauraus 

Someone who smokes a lot of marijuana.
"Dude, you're buying another ounce already? You're a smokeasauraus! Slow down, it's not going anywhere!"
smokeasauraus by RahRahDetroit December 14, 2019

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026