biffula's definitions

elevator button

An extremely short johnson.

I look down and all I see is an elevator button.

by biffula July 30, 2007

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

by biffula July 31, 2007

Rum Dumb

An idiot due to their over consumption of alcohol over the years. One who has pickled themself.

Get outta here you freakin Rum Dumb, or I'll call the cops!

by biffula December 26, 2007

buttonstein

Another word for fleek or 'on point'.

Man girl, your eyebrows are buttonstein!

by biffula September 23, 2016

jack walker

A nickname for the libation Johnnie Walker, as in Jack is a nickname for someone named John.

Pour me another double of Jack Walker if you would my dear serving winch.

by biffula December 27, 2007

smokehouse

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.

Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.

by biffula December 27, 2007

bop your baloney

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

by biffula October 3, 2006