Smlashed
I was so smlashed, I ran into a cop car and got a DUI. During the sobriety, I tried to jump on puddles... there was no water around.
Smlashed by Rico Supreme November 11, 2020
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A clear bag of smashed assholes
Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.
Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008
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Smlashed • smashed • splashed • slashed • smashed crab • smashed it • smashed asshole • smashed rat • smashed on • smashed crab face
smashed up vag
A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.
I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.
smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014
smashed balls
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Smashed tarantula
Smashed tarantula by Le don June 6, 2007
freshly smashed
freshly smashed by saltmaster3000 June 17, 2018
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