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Pigeon's Minute 

Conducting one's self in a manner that is shameful, disgusting, or below normal standards in a very short amount of time.
Stephanie is going to resemble a blimp because she ate that pizza in a Pigeon's Minute!
that guy is fcukin sminted
sminted by JamoJamo June 30, 2008

shminutes 

Like Shmoney, Shminutes is defined as underhand or time for secret activities. A combination of shhhh and minutes.
We only got 15 shminutes so get the job done!
shminutes by Shhhhminutes January 12, 2021
when you are tricked into paying for what you think is an ecstasy pill when it is actually a Smint or another mint of the small, white and round variety.
Sam "Hey you okay, you look a bit pissed off"

Ben "That guy that sold me those E's, they weren't E's. I've been Sminted"
Sminted by king-f-toast February 27, 2011
A sinute (sin-ute) is a person who works for the government, but is not officially employed by the government. A sinute has authority and power over every government agency, and their sole job is to find people who think bad about the government.

Sinutes are specially trained to consider a persons state of mind in this aspect. Sinutes are feared by most people who have encountered them.
The two men in the van across the street are most probably sinutes.
Sinute by nzgovt February 12, 2010

Sminter! 

A women with a gorgeous body but has a terrible face! Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch!
"O my god dave look at that ass"
She then turns around!
"o my god dave look at her face"
"i kno mate shes a bloody sminter"
Sminter! by mi16 July 28, 2004