Sminute

A Measurement of Time used When you don't give a fuck.
Derived From an asshole named Smith

Mother said "Come Take out The Trash."
Smith Says, "Give me a Sminute Bitch."

by JaredJ June 18, 2009

Pigeon's Minute

Conducting one's self in a manner that is shameful, disgusting, or below normal standards in a very short amount of time.

Stephanie is going to resemble a blimp because she ate that pizza in a Pigeon's Minute!

by Scout_Productions July 25, 2017

sminted

To be seriously rich, seriously minted

that guy is fcukin sminted

by JamoJamo June 30, 2008

shminutes

Like Shmoney, Shminutes is defined as underhand or time for secret activities. A combination of shhhh and minutes.

We only got 15 shminutes so get the job done!

by Shhhhminutes January 12, 2021

Sminted

when you are tricked into paying for what you think is an ecstasy pill when it is actually a Smint or another mint of the small, white and round variety.

Sam "Hey you okay, you look a bit pissed off"

Ben "That guy that sold me those E's, they weren't E's. I've been Sminted"

by king-f-toast February 27, 2011

Sinute

A sinute (sin-ute) is a person who works for the government, but is not officially employed by the government. A sinute has authority and power over every government agency, and their sole job is to find people who think bad about the government.

Sinutes are specially trained to consider a persons state of mind in this aspect. Sinutes are feared by most people who have encountered them.

The two men in the van across the street are most probably sinutes.

by nzgovt February 12, 2010

Sminter!

A women with a gorgeous body but has a terrible face! Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch!

"O my god dave look at that ass"
She then turns around!
"o my god dave look at her face"
"i kno mate shes a bloody sminter"

by mi16 July 28, 2004