Sminter!

A women with a gorgeous body but has a terrible face! Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch!

"O my god dave look at that ass"
She then turns around!
"o my god dave look at her face"
"i kno mate shes a bloody sminter"

by mi16 July 28, 2004

Finger in the sminger

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

by Dildohands May 18, 2015

Swinter

Swinter: The combination of summer and winter together.

Candace: Swinter?!
Phineas: Some people call it wummer.

by lykeomgzzzzzgirl June 27, 2009

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

by Spinter April 7, 2021

sminted

To be seriously rich, seriously minted

that guy is fcukin sminted

by JamoJamo June 30, 2008

Smunter

A conjugation of the words SMUNT ("a smug cunt") and MUNTER, thus describing a smug cunt who is also hideously fat and/or fiendishly ugly.

Janine is a right Smunter and so is her husband Chris. What a pair of Smunters.

by Sparky Panel March 5, 2010

Swinter

A season, especially prominent in the eastern US, characterized by days of winter weather followed by a day of summer weather.

"Damn yesterday it was 70 and sunny but now it's 35 and snowing."

"Yeah man, I guess it's swinter."

by Brunered April 15, 2014