Sminter!

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A women with a gorgeous body but has a terrible face! Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch!

"O my god dave look at that ass"
She then turns around!
"o my god dave look at her face"
"i kno mate shes a bloody sminter"

Sminter! by mi16 July 28, 2004

Words you can keep

Finger in the sminger

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

Finger in the sminger by Dildohands May 18, 2015

Related Words

Sminter! • Skinter • Swinter • shinter • SMINGER • sminted • Smister • Sinter • slinter • Smanter

Swinter

Swinter: The combination of summer and winter together.

Candace: Swinter?!
Phineas: Some people call it wummer.

Swinter by lykeomgzzzzzgirl June 27, 2009

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

Spinter’s third law by Spinter April 7, 2021

sminted

To be seriously rich, seriously minted

that guy is fcukin sminted

sminted by JamoJamo June 30, 2008

Smunter

A conjugation of the words SMUNT ("a smug cunt") and MUNTER, thus describing a smug cunt who is also hideously fat and/or fiendishly ugly.

Janine is a right Smunter and so is her husband Chris. What a pair of Smunters.

Smunter by Sparky Panel March 5, 2010

Swinter

A season, especially prominent in the eastern US, characterized by days of winter weather followed by a day of summer weather.

"Damn yesterday it was 70 and sunny but now it's 35 and snowing."

"Yeah man, I guess it's swinter."

Swinter by Brunered April 15, 2014

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026