sminted
that guy is fcukin sminted
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Sminted
when you are tricked into paying for what you think is an ecstasy pill when it is actually a Smint or another mint of the small, white and round variety.
Sam "Hey you okay, you look a bit pissed off"
Ben "That guy that sold me those E's, they weren't E's. I've been Sminted"
Ben "That guy that sold me those E's, they weren't E's. I've been Sminted"
Sminted by king-f-toast February 27, 2011
Sainted
To saint a bitch and become “sainted” is to fuck a bitch twice, and to ghost her immediately after. Becoming sainted.
Sainted by ThePriest69420 July 5, 2020
spinted
spinted by crackhead53 March 25, 2021
Shinted
To make one unable to function (think,move,act,etc.) by his/herself; To be unable to perform a task because of someone else.
Shinted by C.Delusion March 30, 2011
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