shminutes

Like Shmoney, Shminutes is defined as underhand or time for secret activities. A combination of shhhh and minutes.

We only got 15 shminutes so get the job done!

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Sminute

A Measurement of Time used When you don't give a fuck.
Derived From an asshole named Smith

Mother said "Come Take out The Trash."
Smith Says, "Give me a Sminute Bitch."

Sminute by JaredJ June 18, 2009

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Another word for "minutes." Since time is money, a.k.a. scrilla and money is time, "minutes" becomes "scrinutes."

I don't want to listen to another dumb story about your cat. You're wasting my valuable scrinutes!

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another word for WEE WEE

i’ll kick you in the shmincter

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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