Baywatch 

porn for adolescents

Have you seen Yasmine Bleeth running down the beach in slow motion?

Baywatch by L.J. July 11, 2003

Baywatch 

Baywatch. Or Babewatch was a TV show that aired in the 90's featuring hot bikini babe lifesavers, few cool dudes and one old fart with a hairy chest. Yeah we all remember Baywatch...hmm let me think.

Pammy Anderson running along the beach with her manchesters' jiggling...sproing!
Gena Lee Nolin running around with a red cossie up her crack....sproingy sproing!
Donna D'Errico, running, then bending, then ooh fuuuck...Sproingg!!

David Tossel-off....sitting around like a big ol' greasy fucking lump, doing sweet fuck all.

>>> go to fridge. Get Beer. Wait for the girls to come back on.

It was the show any bloke could rely on day after day, week after week after fucking week. Just like Hey Hey Its Saturday.

Hey mate you watching Baywatch tonight?
Yeah bro, hope to see Pamela Anderson flaunt her hot body in that red one piece.
you?
Nah man, I'll be at the beach. Sucking lifesavers has helped me quit smoking.

Baywatch by de-pube August 20, 2014

Baywatch 

An obscure local sporting identity who has the ability to run in slow-motion, mimicking the actions of that famous TV show.

Yo, dude, check out the baywatch chasing that ball down the wing.

Baywatch by Ugmo April 28, 2005

BayWatch 

a secret way to say BIATCH

Damn, curren is being such a BayWatch!

BayWatch by jordan_cesneros August 11, 2008

Baywatch

The nickname given to the plump-shaped robot originally named Baymax in the 2014 Disney animated movie 'Big Hero 6'. It humorously reflects the character's round and lovable appearance while playfully nodding to the classic TV show.

Whenever my friends talk about 'Big Hero 6', I can't help but call Baymax 'Baywatch'—he's just too cute to miss, and always ready to save the day!

Baywatch by Emotional Cruiser January 7, 2026

Baywatch Fuck 

During sex one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of Baywatch. Things to do in order to be effective at this include -

* Running in slow-mo to the bed
* Actually fucking in slow mo
* Stopping midsex for a muscle posedown with a mirror
* Demanding to be refered to as "The Hoff" during sex
* Oiling oneself before and after sex, and if possible during.
* Sticking your dick far up her ass, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
* Come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer

Had a baywatch fuck last nite, i just wanted to piss your mum off.

Baywatch Fuck by Ste Crayston June 19, 2006

Baywatch Speed

The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on.

I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath

Baywatch Speed by Willack October 16, 2008