Smides

a massive rack, a pair of boobs or a nice jug combo. In other words, two beautiful plump breasts. They sit perfectly on a women's chest, sticking out aggressively waiting to be squeezed, similar to Jenna Fischer's in Blades of Glory.

Wow, that lady has a nice pair of smides.

by bean jackson November 26, 2018

Bottle of smiles

A bottle of alcoholic beverage.

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 10, 2017

Clown Sides

The appearance of a vast amount of pubic hair protruding from beyond the bikini line, resembling the hairdo of Krusty the Klown from, "The Simpsons."

When Holly took off her pants, I assumed that 50 people would have jumped out of her panties based on those clown sides.

by UrbanBurban February 28, 2015

Sanders Sides

An ongoing YouTube series created by the EX-viner Thomas Sanders.

Me: Aw man Sanders Sides is such a good series!!
Everyone around me: wtf is that??

by tinajbee November 2, 2019

St. Louis Sidestep

A slang racing term in which a driver starts out on the outside of a turn and then cuts to a sharp inside line to pass a driver that is near the center of the curve.

Kurt swiftly pulled off yet another St. Louis Sidestep which let him finish in first.

by POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS September 28, 2014

I see both sides like chanel

A Bisexual statement made famous by Frank Ocean's song "Chanel," and it's supposed to be a metaphor since the Chanel logo has two C's facing opposite ways... c what he did there?

Boi: You gay?
Boi 2: nah fam, I see both sides like chanel

by mamamia la papi April 16, 2017

sideshow mel

minor British sidekick on the Krusty the Clown TV series; infamous for the large bone(species unidentified)caught through his hair(which happens to resemble that of Marge Simpson, only more of a sea green and much shorter, supposedly stuck there due to a gum chewing incident) and for his common loud outbursts

"My opinion is as valid as the next man's!"

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004