marge simpson

the TV mom whose hair is large.

"when you get a penny from a chum
don't just buy some bubble gum
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if you see a nickel in the snow
don't just blow it on a picture show
put it in your cap! put it in your cap!
if u spy a quarter in a pie...

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004

professor frink

legenday fictional nerd, modeled after Jerry Lewis, best known for his frequent outbursts of nonsensical jabbering.

"Oh dear, I've re-dorkulated!"
"What gave me away...just out of curiosity...was it the hoyven or the mayven...what?"

by equine_attraction_00 June 29, 2004

Screw Flanders

something...Homer Simpson might say?

meh, I don't feel like writing out an example

by equine_attraction_00 July 27, 2004

sideshow mel

minor British sidekick on the Krusty the Clown TV series; infamous for the large bone(species unidentified)caught through his hair(which happens to resemble that of Marge Simpson, only more of a sea green and much shorter, supposedly stuck there due to a gum chewing incident) and for his common loud outbursts

"My opinion is as valid as the next man's!"

by equine_attraction_00 June 27, 2004