Sideswiper
I was sent overseas by the army then I found out this guy is sideswiping my girl back home. What a sideswiper!
Sideswiper by chuggchuggriff August 3, 2011
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side swiper
A turd so long that one end bottoms out in the toilet while the other end slides across the ass cheek as it makes its graceful exit.
Man, after all that beer and Taco Bell I had, I had the nastiest side swiper first thing in the morning.
side swiper by xxxx11111 December 31, 2011
sideswipe
A maneuver that hides a public boner quite effectively. How it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and "swipe" your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your boner. This will cause the boner to go at a vertical position. The key is to have your pants catch your boner at the vertical position.
This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.
WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.
WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
Rocket League Sideswipe
A pretty decent mobile game. Sideswipe is essentially a simplified version of Rocket League and is probably the only decent thing Psyonix has done since the addition of Supersonic Legend to the RL competitive rank structure. Rocket League Sideswipe was released to the European and North American regions for download not long after the commencement of Season 5 and is probably the only thing Psyonix could have possibly done to redeem themselves after the S4 rewards catastrophe aside from an official announcement regarding a move to Unreal Engine 5.
Also referred to as “Pocket League” by thousands of 12-year-olds who all probably think they’re the first to say it.
Also referred to as “Pocket League” by thousands of 12-year-olds who all probably think they’re the first to say it.
“Bro, have you played Rocket League Sideswipe?”
“Yeah man, it’s pretty dope. Feels good to finally be able to air dribble.”
“Yeah man, it’s pretty dope. Feels good to finally be able to air dribble.”
Rocket League Sideswipe by white_brownie December 4, 2021
Sidewiper
someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)
Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?
Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
Sidesteper
A "Sidesteper" moves to the side, not behind your back as does a "Backstaber. A sidesteper is more smooth; condescending, over confident. Acts like your friend but talk shit... some sidewayz shit, right next to you or to your mutual friends. Not when you walk away; acting like they didn't.
I just got sidesteped by that mother fucker!
I almost feel bad for the dumb bitch but shes a sidesteper anyway. She doesn't give a fuck really; She tried to act like she doesnt know what's up. It's not really a secret; really?
I was trying to sidestep on that twenty but I seen him just now. I would have got called out on that anyway.
I almost feel bad for the dumb bitch but shes a sidesteper anyway. She doesn't give a fuck really; She tried to act like she doesnt know what's up. It's not really a secret; really?
I was trying to sidestep on that twenty but I seen him just now. I would have got called out on that anyway.
Sidesteper by KandyKTrenton January 11, 2021