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sidesaddle

The act that happens from "spooning". Sex in the spoon position. Very good for cold climates;where blankets are are a must. Very Intimate; no partner is on top of another.
We went to bed, and I cuddled her like a spoon. Soon enough we were aroused and we fornicated "Sidesaddle".
sidesaddle by Al Higdon December 25, 2005

Riding Sidesaddle 

A term applying to men who have recently been to the Snip Doctor to have their plums done.
He's currently "riding sidesaddle" but I'm sure he'll back to normal when they've healed up.

Southampton Sidesaddle 

The specific Birmingham Saddleshank wherein the target of a window is reduced to the target of an awaiting anus in a window.
Steve: Hold on, Dave, I’ve just gotta wind the window down, lean my arse out of it and take a dump, I don’t think we’ll be off the Birmingham ringroad before I have to open the brown blast-doors.

Dave: Go for it.

Steve: Oh yeah, that’s the stuff.

Dave: Oh... my... cuntfucking... God...

...

Screech of a Mighty Hawk: SOUTHAMPTON SIDESADDLE
Southampton Sidesaddle by 535 October 9, 2012

Sidesaddle

When your thong moves to one side in your pants
Dude you have to see what's going on in

my pants. I got a sidesaddle happening.
Sidesaddle by mememe6969 December 6, 2014

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026