Sidescraper
To excrete at such an angle that it scrapes the side of the toilet bowl, thus leaving glorious, unflushable wall hangers/clingers/skid marks. Also, cleverly, the sidescraper is not submerged and so the smell can linger in the air for much longer.
"Tony's been an idiot lately don't you think?"
"I know, I had to resort to leaving a Sidescraper on his mum's throne"
"Nice!"
"I know, I had to resort to leaving a Sidescraper on his mum's throne"
"Nice!"
Sidescraper by Ellds February 6, 2008
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