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One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly
I drank too much and smarged myself
smarged by Aopoop December 14, 2013
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Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see
smegged by i<3smegma November 8, 2010
this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered
I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols
smorged by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010
A word having negative conotations, can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.

Can be used to describe a situation in which someone is being a jerk.

Was first used at the University of Maryland, fall 2004
"Nate stole my candy, he is such a smerge!"

"Jeff stop making fun of me, you're smerging!"

"Matt said Jebba is bad at math, that was a very smerge thing to say"
smerge by the kandiman April 16, 2006
Are you tryna' smerge?
smerge by repthe610 November 25, 2010
When one is under the influence of alchohol and that persons actions resemble Smeagles from Lord of the Rings
Holy shit Mike is Smeeged!
Smeeged by Jnelli January 10, 2010