Smeaged

A state of drunkenness beyond all others. While your normal drinker passes out, one who is smeaged plays through to the A.M., continually drinking in excess, somehow, someway. Smeaging results in memory loss and good stories. AKA, Dallas Downs Syndrome.

At Destin for the 4th, an all day drinking binge results in your friend, Dallas, who is smeaged, disappearing. At about 5am when most others are passed out for the night, your smeaged friend is still going strong, talking to random folks about Lynyrd Skynyrd and Auburn football. The smeaged friend then passes out on a beach float in someone's driveway.

by hardmbe October 18, 2008

smeaged

drunk off your fucking ass

Man: What did you do Saturday Night
Your Daughter: I was smeaged motherfucker
Man: Were you hung over
Your Daughter obvi

by devils devils March 28, 2011

smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Smeared

In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.

Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.

by Lightning B & Mathematics May 2, 2011

smeared

when a piece of shit smiles at you, as if shit were smeared across the floor in the shape of a smile

Person 1: Dude, i'm so sorry you didn't win
Person 2: That's not even the worst part, he smeared at me while they put the medal around his neck

by EsuccEchucc January 20, 2017

smeager

A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.

Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.

by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004

Smeagled

1. The act of becoming or being extremely intoxicated.

I had a long week, all I want is to go out and get smeagled.

Last night was fun, Debbie was so smeagled she was tripping over herself!!

by TraggikEndings April 21, 2006