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Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see
smegged by i<3smegma November 8, 2010
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The action feeling your sweaty scrotom and then slapping a friend in the face.
Argh m8, you stuck your tongue out when you got smegged!
smegged by t0m3x May 20, 2004
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getting absolutely humiliated in the most horrific way possible
Joe bolton: frenuslunt bogwoltskin got smegged the other day
Smegged by AlJazeera February 28, 2024
"Fam, I paid £5 for a bag of sweets."

"HAHAHA you got shegged."
shegged by dmaniac November 25, 2013
I've been Shegged with the loot I've gotten in fortnight
Shegged by GuardiolaJosesMe February 10, 2018
To be ignored when you speak to someone or a group of people. Usually when asking a question.
Liam: What times the train come?
Everyone: *ignores him*

Liam has been smigged.
Smigged by Geoffrey Smith June 10, 2019
to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.
I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.
smogged by whiskeyhotel February 4, 2012
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