smerfed

When you poop in a freshly cleaned porta potty and when you wipe it’s blue like a smerfs butt from the splash.

Dude they refreshed the biffy, put some TP down. I just smerfed my self.

by JustinBarr January 9, 2019

smeefed

To be drunk/faded beyond recovery.

"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."

by cheggdown September 27, 2019

Smurfed

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

by jammats69 September 9, 2014

go get smurfed

To tell someone to go to sleep and wake up by getting whacked across the face by a penis.

Smokey: To hell with you!
Smokeys lil bro: Go get smurfed!

by Smokeys lil bro January 30, 2005

Smurfed

To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.

OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!

by Matthew B December 5, 2004

smurfed

when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-shitters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the ass while they are shitting.

man i just smurfed the fuck out of jeff and he's PISESED!!

by imnottellinguwhy January 5, 2011

Smurfed

When you take a dump in a port a potty and the blue liquid splashes your butt.

OMG, his cheeks are blue, he has been ‘Smurfed’!

by DeuceDeuceGang June 22, 2018