smorged 

this can be used to replace inferior words such as owned, pwned and battered

I smorged gaz on COD yesterday lols

smorged by Tino the Rapist March 19, 2010

smogged 

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

smogged by whiskeyhotel February 4, 2012

smorge 

(n) the part of the body between the male genitals and the belly button that grows pubic hair (usually used to describe untamed and exceedingly long pubic hair)

1. the valuptuous forest of extremely long pubic hair
2. dude i need to shave my smorge
3. george don't touch my smorge

smorge by Pete Barra February 17, 2009

smarged

One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly

I drank too much and smarged myself

smarged by Aopoop December 14, 2013

Smogged 

Another term for anal sex.

Leanna said "I hate the phrase butt sex" Stacy replied with "ok how about we call it being smogged instead?"

Smogged by Anastasia Alchemy October 18, 2012

smorger 

the person who sets up the Smorgasbord

The Smorger was late in getting the Smorgasbord ready for the guests

smorger by whirledtraveler November 30, 2010

Smerged

Smerged

Smerged They smoothly merged into the traffic. I smerged nicely into the traffic today.

Smerged by greyghost61 May 26, 2017