Smeeged 

When one is under the influence of alchohol and that persons actions resemble Smeagles from Lord of the Rings

Holy shit Mike is Smeeged!

Smeeged by Jnelli January 10, 2010

smeefed 

To be drunk/faded beyond recovery.

"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."

smeefed by cheggdown September 27, 2019

Smeeked 

when your so high you can see your dead grandmother blazing one with you

Yo Nana, spark one up for me would ya! Shit, I’m smeeked asl

Smeeked by Ehyshdhejf June 8, 2020

smegged 

Smegma:

1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet

(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged

(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see

smegged by i<3smegma November 8, 2010

get smeezed

to get fucked up

person 1: "yoooo let's get smeezed this weekend"
person 2: "i'm so ready i've got the alc & drugs"

get smeezed by getsmeezed March 27, 2019

smeeked 

when you hit someone in a quick fashion, or rapidly. synonym: smacked

I smeeked Gertie because she was sleeping.

smeeked by picklegorl September 9, 2018

Smeeped 

To pay at least double for a service offered to anyone, have persistent unexpected results from standard service and fall marginally outside of any acceptable tolerance where costs, fines and rates are concerned.

Gaz went to Wickes to buy some supplies, he ended up paying 15% more for the same item as compared to the average customer. He had been smeeped.

Smeeped by Chris82Tan March 6, 2022