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When a sad, lonely, emo boi spic gets ditched by an african female chimpanzee, he will "serge" her by blackmailing her to stay with him, wanking to her black breasts, going completely emo mode over her, and will constantly call her 'dude' and 'man'. 1 upvote = 1 fucking cutie man
"My girl left me so i sent her this":

"I love you Sophia
I've been doing my best the last couple days I swear man
Please Sophia I love you
I love you man you're breaking my heart
I love you Sophia
You're my fucking cutie man
I'm so fucking sad man
I'm sorry as fuck dude
I'm fucking sad man

Nah dude you're my girl man
I love you way too much man
I'm fucking sad as fuck man"

Nigga, you serged her.
Serged by EmoboiSerge May 13, 2019
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Sergeant Hartman 

The badass gunnery sergeant from stanley kubrick's full metal jacket. He enjoys humiliating his privates and eventually gets shot by Private Pyle. He's played by R. Lee Ermey.
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human-fucking-beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers; here you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that? --Sergeant Hartman's speech to recrues
Sergeant Hartman by Agamennone December 27, 2011

Sergei Rachmaninoff 

A classical pianist and composer born in 1873 who wrote classical music with balls.
The music of Sergei Rachmaninoff can be described as "Intense Shit."
Rachmanininoff, being Russian, was a bad ass. His music reflects his bad assery with ballsy rhythm and major intensity.

Also can be spelled "Rachmaninov"
Original Russian: Сергей Васильевич Рахманинов
Did you hear Gilels play Prelude Op.23 No. 5 by Sergei Rachmaninoff? Its sick!
Rachmaninoff had some huge hands.

Sergeant Johnson 

The token black dude in the Halo series. He knows what the ladies like.
Sergeant Johnson: "Men, we've led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their FILTHY claws on Earth, but we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!

...AM I RIGHT, MARINES!?"

Marines: "SIR YES SIR!"

--From Halo CE--

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! TWO sticks and a rock for a whole platoon... and we had to share the rock!"

--From Halo 2--
Sergeant Johnson by e4c5 September 18, 2011
Sergen is a wonderful and great person. He is very funny and there for you when you need him. He’s such a good guy and he has a big heart. He’s a really nice friend and he can be cute. You won’t find a better friend than him.
Oh there’s Sergen. What a nice guy!!
Sergen by girlwithabigheart November 15, 2017

Sergei Bobrovsky 

Rookie superstar for the Philadelphia Flyers. He is from Russia and although one of the only things he can say in american is "the cheesesteaks are good here", thats all he needs to know and he is a beast!
Sergei Bobrovsky played great last night and lead the Flyers to a win