Smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.

That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.

by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018

smegmaholic

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.

Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.

by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018

Spermaholic

A derogatory term for a slut or poof who can't get enough semen into them.

That fag's such a spermaholic, he has to have his stomach pumped every Saturday night.

by Busted Hyman July 4, 2006

smegmalicious

1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance.

2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting.

Ugh, did you see Teddy's in his man thong? That was smegmalicious!

by unassumingGENIUS September 5, 2007

smegmalicious

being foul, putrid and/or physically having the same appeal as the smegma secreted in human mammalia genitalia.

That Amy Winehouse is plain smegmalicious

by msfuckface April 26, 2011

smellaholic

A drunk stinky person.

Dat dude reeks he's a smellaholic.

by rbmmblnd March 17, 2017