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Smegmaholic 

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.
That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.
Smegmaholic by AgentMaine27 May 5, 2018
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smegmaholic 

Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.
Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.
smegmaholic by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018
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Spermaholic 

A derogatory term for a slut or poof who can't get enough semen into them.
That fag's such a spermaholic, he has to have his stomach pumped every Saturday night.
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smegmalicious 

1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance.

2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting.
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smegmalicious 

being foul, putrid and/or physically having the same appeal as the smegma secreted in human mammalia genitalia.
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