Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to collect it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night when it’s completely dried up.
That’s smegmaholic over there never washes his foreskin and he always smells like smegma.
by AgentMaine27 February 12, 2018
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Those fortunate enough to have foreskin who are obsessed with that beautiful yellow substance that builds up under it that’s called smegma. They collect it and have rooms dedicated to their smegma and they make sure to keep it in jars. They keep it and make sure to crush it to a fine powder and snort it every single night after it’s completely dried up.
Man that smegmaholic over there always smells like smegma, it’s probably because he snorts it every single night.
by AgentMaine27 February 13, 2018
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