Smearta 

When your roomba runs over a pile of dog shit and smears it all over the house.

Person 1: I can come from Adam and eves and when I walked in the smell was unbearable due to all the smearta that had happened.

Person 2: Damn man that roomba has smeartad your ass good.

Smearta by Professional BallAdjuster September 21, 2022

smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

Smartass Phone 

A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)

Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"

Smartass Phone by 14th Street DC February 20, 2011

smartassocity 

smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.

1. the quality or state of being a smartass

2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance

3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep

4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity

5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning

Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)

perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment

Your smartassocity has been reminding me of someone.

smartassocity by Oxford Angstologic April 11, 2015

Smartassity 

The level of how much smartass you can be.

Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.

Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

Smartage 

Basically smartage is a state of mind, that you reach by being dumb, incompetent or just simply stupid.
It is basically the opposite of being smart (eventhough the name might imply otherwise).
A good play of words would also be shortage that you could associate with a brain short circuit, which in other words would then lead to smartage.

- *Friend says dumb stuff* -> "You have just reached smartage"
- *Something stupid happends* -> "Smartage"

Smartage by BumbleTrixx November 29, 2020

Smartasm 

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.

Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.

Smartasm by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011