Smeage

The act of being sneaky, sly, or slick.

"You seen him tryin to smeage out of work early."
"I can't believe he was tryin to smeage some money out my pocket."

by Dp2Times March 20, 2008

smeagin

/smɛgɪˈnɪʃ(ə)n/ smeagin

Invented by the legend Andrej "babybay" Francisty a professional smeager for FaZe clan. It is the art of getting in also known as the anti cs:go player strategy within valorant

WE FUCKIN SMEAGINNNNNNNN BABY

by straith March 17, 2021

smeared shit across the cunt

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.

She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

by Zonal K June 28, 2018

Smage

A title given to one who has achieved the highest levels of prestige in the quest for knowledge of the absurd.

“Smage Kai just freaked out the entire staff at the Natural History Museum. Good show, Smage.”

by Smage Kai September 7, 2019

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Smeared

In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.

Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.

by Lightning B & Mathematics May 2, 2011

Corey Seager

A super hot baseball player for the dodgers. He has super nice hair and a really cute smile. And don't get me started on his bod!!! Let me just say Amen!!!

I need me a Corey Seager!! Such a Hottie!!!

by Animal... July 30, 2017