Smeagol 

The dude that wants and DESERVES the precious. He had it in the first place and Frodo only has it because Bilbo stole it. Bilbo must die forever and ever.

It's mine. My Own. My precious.

Smeagol by Smi November 28, 2004

smeagol 

Verb: To act in a sneaky, sly, or conniving manner. Generally, when one 'smeagols' something from another. It's a sneaky form of thievery, generally between friends, and is not used to express anger. It can be used in different ways however, for instance, cutting in front of somebody in line (He smeagolled his way to the front). As long as it's sneaky and lightly dishonest, it's 'smeagolling.'
Derived from the character Smeagol in lord of the rings.

When Jack said he was leaving, he actually went up into my room and smeagolled a movie from me.
OR:
When the car beside us slowed, i sped up and smeagolled my way into his spot.

smeagol by Reed7777 July 7, 2006

smeagol 

the equivalent of a crackhead in the real world.

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss

smeagol by urban asshole February 27, 2010

smeagol 

The act of convincing a friend to do something fun, when he or she clearly has other responsibilities and/or sleep to attend to. This strategy is often employed when seeking another player for a video game or board game.

Pete: "Dude, time for another round of Smash Bros."
Matt: "But it's 1am, and I still have two papers to write!"
Pete: "Come on, just one round! Chuck and Pat are in! *Smeagol voice* You knows you wants to..."
Matt: "Fine, you smeagoled me."

smeagol by DK64 February 8, 2014

smeagol 

1. (noun) A twisted, anorexic creature that desires one thing alone: the One Ring.

2. (verb) To be obsessively selfish or possessive over an object or person.

1. Smeagol WANTS IT!!

2. Dude, stop smeagoling my woman.

smeagol by DanDare September 4, 2003

smeagol 

The best and most lethal creature on the planet.
contruary to popualar beleif, he IS alive and the only reason that he died in the book(and the movie) was because J.R.R.Tolkien wanted the good side (frodo) to win.
smeagol is more than a *quote* anorexic slimey creature that wants the precious *end quote*.

The only thing smeagol loves is the precious, a powerful and beautiful ring that turns its wearer invisible.

SMEAGOL LIVES ON. BEWARE SMEAGOL HATERS. SMEAGOL SQUEEZES THOSE HE DISLIKES.

smeagol will squeeze you, you smeagol-hater.
smeagol wantsss the preciousssssss.
smeagol squeeezzessssss.

smeagol by QueenAmonWoo July 12, 2006

Smeagol 

A creature that has been corrupted bye the One Ring of Power for over 500 years. He persues the new berer of the ring, Frodo and then becomes frodo's guide to go to modor where he will try to kill Frodo for it.

Smeagol: "What did we ever do to the fat hobbit?!"
Sam: "He wants to kill us!"

Smeagol by Mike Weiss February 14, 2004