Smashtard

Smash Bros. fanatics who play and focus on only Super Smash Bros. don't even play any other Nintendo games. As a result, they know nothing about any of the series represented in there, nor do they care about them.

Smashtard: Oh man, Wario, Marth, Ike, and Captain Falcon kick so much ass in this game!

Person: Well...Have you ever played Wario Land, WarioWare, Fire Emblem, and F-Zero?

Smashtard: Er...no. But I bet they're not even worth it. These characters still kick ass in this game though!

Smashtard by ShadowMan2 June 14, 2011

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smashternoon

When you spend the afternoon in bed with your partner having sex, sex, sex.

Smashing for the afternoon.

"I had a wonderful smashternoon with Sascha yesterday and left her pussy completely raw."

smashternoon by Limitless1 March 9, 2019

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smartard

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

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smatarded

Somone who is smart yet retarded in a sense. Particularly, a person who is smatarded is only smart when intelligence is being called upon. Otherwise mainly random, stupid, mentally handicapped, dumbfounded, and ADD. Most of the time, unintelligent people cannot see through this type of person and assume that they really are just completely stupid, but on the inside the smatarded person is laughing at them because they are the lesser.

Joe: Bro, I need help on my Pre-calculus... but nobody 'cept Shmoe is around.. and he's just stupid!
*Shmoe quickly and hastily solves the problem*
Shmoe: Only believe half of what you see;)
Joe: Whoa, he's like.. smart but retarded..smatarded!

smatarded by Wolfywoof March 24, 2011