A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.

Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::

Smashmatic 4000 by Dahn April 14, 2008

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Smashmate

A room mate whom one smashes with, but has no commitment too. Similar to fuck buddies but you share a rent.

I thought they were a couple because they live together, but it turns out they are just smashmates.

Yo whos the hottie? You too dating? No, we are just smashmates.

Smashmate by Decibel Delivery Service December 24, 2021

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smashdaddy

someone named ashley who is also daddy af originated in williamstown new jersey.

oh look there's Smashdaddy now

smashdaddy by jalapenopussipopper June 23, 2017

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Smashtadon

A particularly fat girl who for some reason is hot enough to have sober, consensual sex with.

"Dude, the girl your workin' on is hot, but her chunky friend isn't that bad."

"Yeah, she's a Smashtadon, fosho."

"Should I smash?"

"Yeah, Smashtadons are like unicorns, often talked about but seldom seen."

Smashtadon by Kenny Todd January 1, 2008

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