smashterd

the point inebriation that is so great that you become a mix of smashed and plastered. to become smashterd is a dark and messy path but will be alright theres a high probability of memory loss.

you: brett what happened last night?
brett: dude you were so smashterd last night you drank a whole bottle of jack.
you: AWESOME i cant remember anything!

by wadefizzle May 30, 2010

clam smashers

Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).

Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?

They're clam smashers.

by Vermont Fag January 31, 2017

Bay Area High School Smashers

A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.

"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"

"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"

by NorCalBoys June 14, 2019

smashternoon

When you spend the afternoon in bed with your partner having sex, sex, sex.

Smashing for the afternoon.

"I had a wonderful smashternoon with Sascha yesterday and left her pussy completely raw."

by Limitless1 March 9, 2019

Smasher's Block

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, or any Smash Bros. game, there comes a point where a Smasher can't smash at their best. Your moves become stiff and your reaction time decreases.

(Derived from the term 'Writer's Block', where a writer comes to a point where the mind boggles and cannot create any ideas for his/her stories)

Similar definitions: brawler's block, fighter's block, cock block

P1: Dude, you suck.

P2: Curse this damn Smasher's Block.

P1: Right.

P2: I'ma get you when I can play better.

P1: We'll see dude. We'll see.

by Rikuarf8 September 23, 2009

bug smasher

Type of aircraft which doesnt fly very high.

I went for a ride in my little bug smasher yesterday. Caught a shitload of bugs on the canopy.

by ObscuraSchmura August 9, 2009

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008