Smashturbating
When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.
Also see: Super Smashturbating
Also see: Super Smashturbating
Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009
smashturbating
smashturbating by slayertokey February 8, 2010
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Smashturbating
I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.
Smashturbating by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023
Smashturbating
Smashturbating is the verb of taking the hulk hands and then ravaging the midsection
(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)
(Got the definition from deadpool vs wolverine)
Smashturbating by JrTp3rm December 3, 2024
Super Smashturbating
When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.
Also see: smashturbating
Also see: smashturbating
Super Smashturbating by The Powerhouse May 7, 2009
slasturbating
masturbating in your sleep
Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"
slasturbating by shittydrumsalot October 26, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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