Smashturbating

When one equips themself with "Hulk Hands" and then proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: Super Smashturbating

I caught my twelve year old smashturbating with his Christmas present.

by The Powerhouse May 07, 2009

Smashturbating

verb mas-ter-bey-shuhn
Masturbating whilst exposed to gamma radiation. See also: Smashturbation

I was trying to replicate the Captain America's serum and was exposed to extreme gamma radiation, so I started smashturbating to feel better.

by hiitsgabs August 22, 2023

smashturbate

when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.

johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.

by Fredrick Soft July 03, 2010

Smashturbate

It is where you take the time to plan your masturbation session, meaning it involves thought from well before. It indicates the type of porn and porn stars etc are thought of in advance (YOU MUST BE EXCITED FOR THIS). You must be able to watch it with the sound at optimum level and have all videos (downloaded or streamed) ready to watch before you start. You should have the house to yourself so you can pleasure yourself however many times you feel necessary.

At lunch today all I could think about at was smashturbating over Laura Love when I get home.

P "Hey mate what are you doing today?"
G "SMASHTURBATING"

P "Hey what is your favourite thing to do when you got time spare?
G "Smashturbate!!!"

by Phil_This March 12, 2011

smashturbation

the act of masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange homonym.

I found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, "Wow, smashturbation. How important is efficiency, really?"

by yoodooright April 15, 2008

smashturbating

Playing any Super Smash Brothers game by yourself.

Tony is smashturbating at home because nobody will play melee with him.

by slayertokey February 08, 2010

Smashturbate

Smashturbate:
verb.
The action that takes place post partaking in a few rounds of the popular video game, Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, with a party of 2 or greater, where one is continuing, after all have ceased, lustfully towards gameplay, causing ya homie to play against the computer. and get fucked.

Ex: Bruh did you hear? Aubrey told me that Brian totally smashturbated last night. His joker sucks.

by sweaty stinky hot men and swea December 07, 2019