Smashtadon

A particularly fat girl who for some reason is hot enough to have sober, consensual sex with.

"Dude, the girl your workin' on is hot, but her chunky friend isn't that bad."

"Yeah, she's a Smashtadon, fosho."

"Should I smash?"

"Yeah, Smashtadons are like unicorns, often talked about but seldom seen."

by Kenny Todd January 1, 2008

Smasharoni and Cheese

When you're vibing with someone and you ask them if they want to have some dirty sex with a little extra nasty, freaky, kink on it.

"Hey Frank!" "Hey Carol, you're looking good." "Thanks, Frank! Wanna come over for some smasharoni and cheese?"
"Shit yes I do, Carol! I'll grab the ass lube and baby carrots!"

by Dr. Dick Wiggle January 30, 2019

Smashathon

Where you have a marathon of getting smashed.

I am seeking somebody who can have a smashathon

by Susansloveforum April 6, 2025